What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 06:17

You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What smell will you never forget?
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why did we evolve to have so many nerve endings in our anuses?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What blowjob techniques do you use for your man to cum inside your mouth?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
How does Bollywood influence Indian culture?
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love
Can you list every album you have ever listened to?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.